Lawyer admits napping at trial, but rates his performance an 8 or a 9

Just imagine the rating he would have given himself had he been awake the entire time:

A Texas lawyer blamed sleep apnea for his naps during the trial of a drunken driving defendant, but defended his courtroom performance. Texas lawyer Martin Zimmerman rated his performance in the case of Daniel Textor Jr. an eight or a nine out of 10…

Read: Lawyer admits napping at trial, but rates his performance an 8 or a 9 at the ABA Journal